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Comic Relief

There are easier things in life than understanding the mind of your ex; nailing Jell-o to a tree, for instance.

This is one of those controversial statements but I fully stand behind it.
Women should not have children after 35!
Some say, “Of course women can have children after 35!”
They don’t know what they are talking about and I can guarantee they have had very little experience in the matter.
I don’t care what the doctor says.
I don’t care what your friends say.
I don’t even care what your pastor says.
Women should not have children after 35!
I don’t advise it, I vehemently recommend against it,
and loudly and even at times rudely tell people “don’t even consider it.”
You can quote me on this. If you want to say that I said it. And I said it more than once.
“Women should not have children after 35!”
Some will send rude e-mails proclaiming the freedom of the womb but I still stand by what I said.
You may disagree with me, that’s your right.
I still stand firm on the issue.
With most things I keep an open mind but not on this issue.
If I find an exception to this rule, then I will be open to change
but for now, it’s firmly closed because I have never seen an exception.
Women should not have children after 35!

35 children are enough!

Little five year old Johnny was in the bath tub, and his mom was washing his hair. She said to him, “Wow, your hair is growing so fast! You need a haircut again.”

Little Johnny replied, “Maybe you should stop watering it so much.”

Little Girl to her friend: “I’m never having kids. I hear they take nine months to download.”